Some mornings require a little cognitive assistance.
The No Coffee, No Coherency T-shirt is for those who know that coffee leads to meaningful conversation.
Featuring a charming vintage-inspired illustration of a coffee-loving woman and the gloriously honest declaration “No Coffee / No Coherency,” this design brings a little humour to the daily ritual of getting caffeinated enough to become a functioning adult.
Printed on a classic white T-shirt, it’s easy to wear, easy to understand and particularly appropriate for anyone who has ever been asked a question before they were ready to answer it.
Perfect for:
☕ Coffee people
☕ Slow mornings
☕ Writers, readers & overthinkers
☕ Anyone whose vocabulary improves dramatically after caffeine
Wear it before coffee. Explain it afterwards.
Details:
Comfort Colors® 1717 Heavyweight Tee
100% ring-spun cotton
6.1 oz heavyweight fabric
Soft-washed and garment-dyed
Relaxed, unisex fit
Ribbed collar with topstitching
Double-needle stitching for durability
Care instructions:
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
